Andy Rooney Archive

Andy Rooney – All men are not created…
July 31, 2019
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...


Andy Rooney – Death is a distant rumor…
July 2, 2019
Death is a distant rumor to the young...

Andy Rooney – I don’t like food that’s…
June 19, 2019
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef...

Andy Rooney – Making duplicate copies and computer…
May 3, 2019
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in...

Andy Rooney – People will generally accept facts…
April 19, 2019
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they...
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