Elayne Boosler Archive
Elayne Boosler – I am thankful I was…
August 3, 2019
I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight...
Elayne Boosler – When women are depressed, they…
July 29, 2019
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...
Elayne Boosler – I’ve thought for the last…
June 19, 2019
I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was...
Elayne Boosler – Wouldn’t it be great if…
April 22, 2019
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television...
Elayne Boosler – Ever notice that Soup for…
April 20, 2019
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix...
Elayne Boosler – I have six locks on…
April 6, 2019
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out...
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