Groucho Marx Archive
Groucho Marx – All people are born alike…
June 18, 2019
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats...
Groucho Marx – Next time I see you…
June 16, 2019
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you...
Groucho Marx – The secret of life is…
May 29, 2019
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...
Groucho Marx – Marriage is a wonderful institution…
May 2, 2019
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution...
Groucho Marx – Anyone who says he can…
April 25, 2019
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot...
Groucho Marx – Women should be obscene and…
April 21, 2019
Women should be obscene and not heard...
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