Groucho Marx Archive
Groucho Marx – Well, Art is Art, isn’t…
August 11, 2019
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...
Groucho Marx – It isn’t necessary to have…
August 1, 2019
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy...
Groucho Marx – I must say I find…
July 3, 2019
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...
Groucho Marx – All people are born alike…
June 18, 2019
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats...
Groucho Marx – Next time I see you…
June 16, 2019
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you...
Groucho Marx – The secret of life is…
May 29, 2019
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...
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