Phyllis Diller Archive

Phyllis Diller – There’s so little money in…
July 29, 2019
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto...

Phyllis Diller – Best way to get rid…
July 29, 2019
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out...

Phyllis Diller – We spend the first twelve…
July 24, 2019
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and...

Phyllis Diller – Most children threaten at times…
July 23, 2019
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing...

Phyllis Diller – My recipe for dealing with…
July 21, 2019
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes...

Phyllis Diller – Never go to bed mad…
July 13, 2019
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight...